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    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
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Missing the Mark: 51+ Reasons Why Men Pee the Seat

Missing the Mark: 51+ Reasons Why Men Pee the Seat

Whelan, Brandon
Kenney, Bobby
Ward, Timothy J.

Paperback

General Poetry

ISBN10: 1979320845
ISBN13: 9781979320849
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Dec 10 2017
Pages: 76
Weight: 0.45
Height: 0.20 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Finally! There has been one topic that has vexed women for hundreds of years, and at last, it has been solved! When men and boys use the bathroom, why does pee end up everywhere? Look no further than Missing the Mark a one-of-a-kind book of poetry that explains away one of life's biggest mysteries. Filled with beautiful and tastefully descriptive language, plenty of rhymes, and even an Italian sonnet, Missing the Mark hits the mark for literary excellence. With over 10 different types of poetry included in the book, Missing the Mark can (and should) be used in English classes around the world. Goodbye uninspiring, unrelatable topics from bygone eras that nobody cares about. Students would have a blast exploring various aspects of poetic craft all while admiring inspired artwork and making connections to their real, first-world problems. For the home bodies, Missing the Mark makes bathroom reading fun again! In an age when nearly everyone brings their fancy technology into the bathroom, the time-honored tradition of reading print material when doing your business has fallen to the wayside and been flushed away. There is no better time to bring this back into style than now to bust out the old wicker basket and stuff it with a copy of this book. Just place it off the floor and out of the target zone. A great present for birthdays, Christmas, and of course, Valentine's day, Missing the Mark makes a great gift for all genders! Men will marvel at the fact that someone captured what they've been trying to explain for years to all the women in their lives. They'll nod their heads in approval as they remember the times their streams went astray in the manner described. Women will finally understand, and maybe even sympathize with, their husbands, boyfriends, brothers, and/or sons. Without a doubt the funniest poetry book you will ever read, this book will turn even the most dull family gathering into a lively discussion that will be remembered forever. Snagging a copy of this book may be one of the best decisions you could ever make.

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