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Love@FirstSite
Paperback
ISBN13: 9781482569339
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Apr 16 2013
Pages: 180
Weight: 0.60
Height: 0.41 Width: 5.98 Depth: 9.02
Language: English
From: an@writing.net
To: Obelisk@books.com
Subject: Reject this manuscript
March 11
Dear Publisher;
I am aware that your house is open to the unusual, but, in spite of your persistence, I resent sending you this project and having signed the contract.
Please, don't publish Love@FirstSite.
It is not written for your uptight, sophisticated, intellectual readers. They would not admit that a ghost could be real.
Your readers will throw away this book when they are told that sexual organs are tools of metaphysical perception and an orgasm can lead to illumination. They never heard of the sexual behavior of the praying mantis.
Perhaps they never heard of a praying mantis.
Please send the manuscript back; rather, erase it.
It is not created for minds that believe that 1+1 has only one result.
It is not meant for the left-brain thinkers who can only 'understand'.
Do yourself a favor: Stay out of it. Only intuitive beings can navigate the spirals of this story. But do read it for a second time, for your own pleasure and possible growth,
Seriously!
Cordially as always,
Adolfo Neufeld
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