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Legalese Translations: First Edition
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 3 2025
Pages: 156
Weight: 0.48
Height: 0.33 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
If you bought this book to pass the bar exam, return it immediately-you're already disbarred from common sense.
This is not legal advice. It's far more useful. It's a handbook for turning everyday profanity into polished, pompous, lawyer-approved savagery. Why say shut the f*** up when you can say Kindly cease further commentary? Why say stop texting your ex when you can serve a full-blown cease and desist?
Inside, you'll find translations for all life's real battles: relationships, work, family, rage, even street talk. Whether you want to roast your partner, clap back at your boss, or tell someone at brunch to govern themselves accordingly, I've got you covered.
So pour a drink, flip a page, and prepare to argue like a lawyer-without the student loans, but with all the attitude.
Respectfully submitted (but not respectfully written),
Raja Rajendran
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