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Landlords' Lament

Landlords' Lament

Paperback

General Poetry

ISBN10: 1489701494
ISBN13: 9781489701497
Publisher: Authorhouse
Published: Apr 8 2014
Pages: 94
Weight: 0.24
Height: 0.23 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
O. Wendell Pickle, a longtime real estate broker and investor, has rented to a variety of tenants ranging from responsible citizens to murderers and murderesses, embezzlers, liars, and thieves.
In his collection of limericks, written with an exorbitant amount of poetic license, Pickle offers a glimpse into what it is like to be a landlord in America while sharing some of the hundreds of creative excuses he has been offered by tenants-with and without a straight face-for not paying their rent either on time or at all.
Landlords' Lament is a compilation of amusing verses that seek to help both seasoned or novice landlords feel they are not alone in a world filled with really bad excuses.
Rent is not credit by any means.He has trouble understanding, it seems.He'll go out of his wayTo spend it all that dayWith a I had to buy me some new jeans.

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