The Last Virgin Alive
Paperback
ISBN13: 9781524655808
Publisher: Authorhouse
Published: Dec 20 2016
Pages: 122
Weight: 0.42
Height: 0.29 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Hi. My name is Symphony and I'm still a virgin, sadly. I mean, I've had crushes, I've had ex-boyfriends and others, but they didn't do anything. Hell, I even befriended a slut in high school, but the guys that she brought were disgusting. I don't know how she even dealt with them, but then again, she didn't have any morals herself. I mean, why would she be a slut if she had sense? Sluts don't have sense; I mean, that's unheard of! Then again, I was looking for love--because all I ever wanted was love, almost the type of love my dad gives me but without the whole he's related to me thing. Yeah, my dad is related to me, so he has to be nice to me. My dad is paying my bills while I'm in school. For that I am grateful for him. I love him to death even though he watches soap operas, General Hospital to be exact. Does he know that I watch soap opera clips on YouTube? No, he doesn't need to know.
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