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The Laments of a Lumberjack

The Laments of a Lumberjack

Sescri, Dode

Paperback

Series: Words to Elate

General SociologyWomen's Studies

ISBN13: 9798235887268
Publisher: Dode Sescri
Published: Sep 27 2016
Pages: 114
Weight: 0.31
Height: 0.24 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English

A lumberjack sits outside his log cabin, full of grief and resentment, he weeps bitterly, he laments the loss of his recently wed beauty queen who walked out a few days ago and left him in the woods, the vivid memory of that day fills his heart with bitterness, he knows not what to say nor what to do, in his solitude he tries to figure out whom to blame, could It be those nasty friends of hers that talked her out, or could she have been snatched off by his rivals? He contemplates for a very long time, and comes up with thousands of meaningless explanations and ways to bring her back. At last, he reminds himself that no matter what he does, Birdie is not coming back home, she is gone forever...

A guy and a lady were enjoying their first date when the lady suddenly clenched her fists saying, ''I am a strong and independent woman, don't trash talk me please, '' this act came out of the blue and caught the guy completely by surprise. He almost choked himself with food as he responded, ''yes, I know you are a strong and independent woman, you don't have to remind me that, and besides, why are you clenching your fists? Are you eager for a fight?

Some aspects of feminism have really messed up with the heads of some women and it appears that it is really affecting their love life. It's becoming a lot more difficult for young men to find a loved one these days. Nearly all the young women of marriageable age are showing outright aggressive behavior even on their first date. It's so difficult to mend a relationship where both partners are aggressively pursuing their own selfish interests all the time.

There are lots of people out there who claim to be experts in love and relationships. Some folks who pay them a visit often give them suggestions saying, ''please don't lecture me on how to best relate with my spouse, bring her back if you can, just talk to her and make her return to me. I did not violate her in any way, that I swear, please go and bring her home to me, for I am growing desperate. I have heard so much advice from the so-called love doctors and their recommendations aren't doing me any good. All I want is to see my sweetheart back at home with me, it's the only thing that will truly calm down my mind and warm my heart.'' says the ditched man.

A lot of ladies nowadays go into relationships as if they are going into a fierce fight. Thanks to the emancipation progress of women, they always come armed to the tooth, with every fashionable weapon they can reach, they use everything at their disposal to get onto the guys' nerves and put them to the test. Romantic love and relationships, however, were supposed to be something enjoyed by both partners, not a boxing ring where the other partner wants nothing less than a knockout blow.

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