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Jonathan, diary of a linnet who can't even swim

Jonathan, diary of a linnet who can't even swim

Peter-Man

Paperback

Series: Jonathan's Diaries, Book 2

General Juvenile Fiction

ISBN13: 9798378963355
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Feb 25 2023
Pages: 176
Weight: 0.54
Height: 0.38 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Jonathan, diary of a linnet who can't even swim is a funny and exciting humorous novel that will take you through the adventures and misadventures of a boy named Jonathan. At nine years old, Jonathan is a lazy, unskillful boy who always gets zeroes at school and who has a nineteen-year-old older brother named Christian, who is even lazier than him and with whom he is always fighting.

Jonathan's biggest problem is his fear of water, which makes him feel like a complete nerd in swimming lessons at school. But when he finds out that his parents are going on a trip to the biggest beach in the region, he decides not to go, but it doesn't work out. Through his diary, Jonathan takes us through his funny and exciting experiences as he tries to overcome his fears and discover his true courage.

With fresh humour and snappy prose, Jonathan, diary of a linnet who can't even swim is a novel that will have you hooked from the start and will have you laughing out loud at the funny antics of its protagonist. Ideal for readers of all ages, this is a perfect read for those looking for a story with a positive message, but with a touch of humour that will make them enjoy every page. Don't miss it and order your copy now!

My name is Jonathan and I am gifted. Albert Einstein was understood by only a dozen people in the whole world. Nobody understands me. In other words, I must have a super beastly brain. In addition to having this super brain, I am a person that people like. I am very well liked by the people who are lucky enough to know me. As I am also super altruistic. And because of the latter, I decided to make this diary to let the world know the future Nobel Prize in Physics. If I am nine years old now, I estimate that I will win the Nobel in four or five years. I am devoting all my efforts to winning the Nobel Prize. That's why I don't get out of elementary school. Well, that and because the teachers have it in for me.

In this diary I explain, among other things, how I did a school homework with Andy that deserved a A+ and I got a F because they have it in for me; how they forced me to dress up one day to go to class against my will because they have it in for me; how they forced me to go see my brother explain his pathetic jokes in a seedy place; how I let out some insignificant farts in class and the thing was magnified; how my mother found me a friend more idiot than my brother and that's hard, very hard; how I was unjustly expelled from School for a week because they have it in for me; how they found me a review teacher for a super genius like me, but since she was a blonde with blue eyes, my brother wanted me to give him the review classes; how I survived a day at the zoo with my brother next to me and his relatives in cages; or how I almost drowned in swimming class, while nobody lifted a finger to help me, not even the lifeguard, and my mother had to save me in front of the whole class.

BOOKS IN THE COLLECTION

1.- Jonathan, diary of a braggart

2.- Jonathan, diary of a dabbler who can't swim

3.- Christian, diary of an idiot

4.- Christian, diary of a slacker

5.- How I survived confinement

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