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It's in the Fucking Water!
Paperback
Series: Matt Micheli
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 7 2025
Pages: 106
Weight: 0.25
Height: 0.22 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
It's 4th of July weekend and Bayley and her friends are back from college and ready to party. Their plan is to get drunk, tube the river, set the sky ablaze with fireworks, and screw their brains out. But something has arrived on a bright green meteor that has a different plan, one that takes screwing to an intergalactic, terrifying level.
IT'S IN THE FUCKING WATER! pays homage to horny 80's slashers and zombie movies with an excessive amount of sex, gore, violence, and fun. For both b-movie sci-fi junkies and gore-whores alike, it'll make you think twice before wearing a white bikini or stepping foot in the river this summer.
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