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The Indispensable Guide to the World of the Immortal Waiter
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ISBN13: 9798279224531
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 10 2026
Pages: 50
Weight: 0.13
Height: 0.10 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 10 2026
Pages: 50
Weight: 0.13
Height: 0.10 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
This is a fictional, first-person guide to the world of the Immortal Waiter.
Reality ends at the period at the end of this sentence.
That being said, the rest of this was written by the man who was foolish enough to accept an invitation into his Time Merchant Café.
Through the eyes of a reluctant, retired engineer, I take you through some of the journals the Immortal Waiter has written. At his request, I turned those journals into the novels I'll walk you through here. Some of these stories were written from research and conversations. Others were written-terrifyingly-from my actually being there.
Reality ends at the period at the end of this sentence.
That being said, the rest of this was written by the man who was foolish enough to accept an invitation into his Time Merchant Café.
Through the eyes of a reluctant, retired engineer, I take you through some of the journals the Immortal Waiter has written. At his request, I turned those journals into the novels I'll walk you through here. Some of these stories were written from research and conversations. Others were written-terrifyingly-from my actually being there.
Follow the Waiter as he uses his questionable moral compass to help individuals choose the best path forward. Keep in mind: that path forward is his opinion, not theirs. The Waiter benefits from the outcomes in several ways-some of them distinctly disconcerting.
In other novels, the Waiter saves civilization itself. Questions arise about his motivations. He enjoys fine wine and exceptionally good food-but he can only enjoy them in a decent civilization. Are his motives altruistic or selfish? Again, you need to decide.
At the very least, read this guide.
It's humorous, short (about a 15-minute read), and costs 99 cents. If you don't like it, you're free to say so - I can take it. But I think you'll enjoy it.
Thanks for reading this far.
- Ron
In other novels, the Waiter saves civilization itself. Questions arise about his motivations. He enjoys fine wine and exceptionally good food-but he can only enjoy them in a decent civilization. Are his motives altruistic or selfish? Again, you need to decide.
At the very least, read this guide.
It's humorous, short (about a 15-minute read), and costs 99 cents. If you don't like it, you're free to say so - I can take it. But I think you'll enjoy it.
Thanks for reading this far.
- Ron
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