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Iguanas Are Assholes
Paperback
ISBN13: 9780983167174
Publisher: Phantom Press (FL)
Published: Mar 22 2017
Pages: 112
Weight: 0.31
Height: 0.23 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Iguanas Are Assholes. You Know It. We Know It. Everyone in Florida Knows It!
Looking for the perfect mix of humor, irreverence, and a title that'll have everyone talking? Iguanas Are Assholes delivers all that and more. With laugh-out-loud commentary and quirky photos, this book is an absolute must for anyone who's ever had a less-than-pleasant encounter with these pesky reptiles-or just loves a good gag gift.
Grab a copy (or two!) and watch your friend's face light up when they see the title. Priceless.
Inside, you'll find:
- A hilarious combination of words and photos that will entertain, amuse, offend, or even intrigue-depending on the reader
- The ideal gift for anyone with a sense of humor and an appreciation for the absurd
- A guaranteed conversation starter that's perfect for your coffee table
Praise for Iguanas Are Assholes:
- Destined to become a cult classic. -Iguana Fancy Magazine
- Finally, a book that confirms what we've known all along. -Bar Tab Magazine
- Genius and idiotic. Unnerving and endearing. -The Conch Republic Tribune
- The title alone makes this a sound investment. -The Daily Iguana
Whether you're buying it for yourself or as the ultimate fun gift for a friend, one thing is certain: Iguanas are definitely assholes.
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