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If You Don't Give Me Heaven
Paperback
Publisher Price: $14.95
ISBN13: 9780595385959
Publisher: Authorhouse
Published: Mar 19 2006
Pages: 200
Weight: 0.66
Height: 0.46 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
So you'll return to your mediocre, unenlightened existence, having never experienced the genius of Noel Rogers. But don't let his ego fool you. The pages beneath this blurb are a giant bomb of knowledge that has waited twenty-eight years to drop into our collective consciousness. This is the most important book of the 21st Century-um, so far.
Take a trip into the mind of an artist who began life scared and alone, grew up angry and doubtful, but ends up believing in anything, everything and nothing all at once. If You Don't Give Me Heaven is a crazy concoction of metaphysical madness. There's something for everyone (yes, even you): rants, reflections and revelations. But don't let the alliteration fool you. Noel plays the tortured-soul angle like a finely tuned Theremin. He piles meta upon meta of self-reference on top of each other and still comes out sane. He remixes fact and fiction so seamlessly that there is no longer a difference between the two. He lifts us out of our mediocre, unenlightened lives and into the craziest reality ever.
Stop reading this. Open the book. Keep going. It will all make sense if you have three brain cells.
-Marcus D'Ambrose
Teacher, Hero
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