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How Fast is a Fart ?: A Poot Patrol Adventure
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 30 2026
Pages: 26
Weight: 0.19
Height: 0.07 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
How Fast Is a Fart?
A Poot Patrol Adventure
Welcome to Fartopolis-a city powered by kindness, courage, and laughter, where the legendary Poot Patrol protects kids from shame wherever it strikes.
When a mysterious classroom crisis erupts at Wind Break Middle School, heroes Fart Girl, Boy Winder, and Sir Pootsalot must race into action against their smelliest threat yet: the villainous Dr. Shamenator.
As embarrassment spreads faster than ever, one big question remains...
Can kindness outrun shame?
Filled with outrageous humor, unforgettable heroes, laugh-out-loud moments, and a surprisingly powerful message, How Fast Is a Fart? teaches children:
- It's okay to laugh at life's embarrassing moments
- Kindness is stronger than cruelty
- Friendship can overcome fear
- Everyone deserves support
Perfect for kids ages 4-10, this wildly original adventure blends superhero action, silly fun, and social-emotional learning into one unforgettable story.
Join the Poot Patrol and discover why in Fartopolis...
Wind doesn't come between friends.
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