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Hero Custodian

Hero Custodian

Dexter, Matthew

Paperback

Erotica

ISBN13: 9798243723640
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 29 2026
Pages: 226
Weight: 0.50
Height: 0.52 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
From Anxiety Press

A narrator hallucinates through violence, absurdity, and darkness while navigating relationships with their daughter and students in this transgressive novel.

When a brutal incident shatters a suburban high school, custodian Ted Wasophagus is hailed as a hero. Ted is not heroic. He survives by polishing surfaces, restoring order, cleaning spaces where damage is scrubbed but never eliminated. His mess remains. It cannot be washed away.

Every sentence of Hero Custodian goes so fucking hard. A brilliant concept made even better by the pure decadence of language piledriven into it, overloaded with incredible nastiness and prurient references that made me unable to stop reading because I kept wanting to see what the next sentence would do. I loved it and found myself laughing my ass off in admiration for Matthew Dexter's steel balls and ornate style.

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