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How to Survive a Church Service: A comedy guide to church life
Paperback
Series: How To..., Book 1
Publisher Price: $11.99
ISBN13: 9781066969005
Publisher: 21q Publishing
Published: Oct 26 2026
Pages: 178
Weight: 0.49
Height: 0.45 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
How to Survive a Church Service is a warm and witty guide to the rhythms and realities of church life. Written for both the seasoned attendee and the curious newcomer, the book offers a humorous yet respectful look at what actually happens during a typical service, and how on earth (or in heaven) to navigate it.
The book takes readers on a journey through the various elements of a church service, and questions that arise from it, such as:
When should I stand, sit, turn around, join in or sheepishly look at my shoes?
Where is the best place to sit to avoid being signed up to yet another rota?
How will I prevent myself nodding off during the prayers?
What can I do to make it through a Nativity service with my nerves intact?
How long will the preach last, and will I have time to get home and cook the Sunday lunch?
Do I really need to confess everything I have done wrong this week?
Which flavour quiche should I make for the bring and share lunch?
Blending comedy with insight, How to Survive a Church Service is not just a survival guide; it's an invitation. Whether you've been attending for years and have your 'own seat' or are simply wondering what to expect on your first visit, this book offers reassurance, laughter, and a gentle reminder that churches are, at their heart, places for everyone, even those who only turned up because their satnav sent them there by mistake when they were looking for the local supermarket!
Written with warmth and self-awareness, the book encourages readers to reflect on their own experiences while sharing those of the writer. If you enjoy a good anecdote, have ever questioned the unwritten traditions and conventions of church life, or simply wondered why different churches seem to do things so differently, then this is the book for you.
This Christian comedy guide invites regular churchgoers to see their community through fresh eyes, while reassuring newcomers that uncertainty, curiosity and the occasional wry smile are all part of the journey. At its heart, the book approaches church life with great fondness, recognising both its humanity and its holiness, with a little comedy thrown in for good measure.
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