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How To Buy A Lion ?: Because "I Want a Lion" Is Never a Good Plan
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Publisher: Independently Published
Pages: 624
Weight: 1.81
Height: 1.26 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
How to Buy a Lion? is a brutally funny nonfiction guide for anyone who has ever wondered what it would be like to own the king of the jungle.
This book takes the wild fantasy of a pet lion and turns it into a sharp, hilarious reality check. From legal trouble and feeding costs to safety, ethics, vet bills, escape risks, and the daily chaos of caring for your lion, this guide shows why money can buy many things - but common sense should still stop you.
Perfect for readers who enjoy animal humor, strange facts, luxury lifestyle satire, and absurd what if questions, How to Buy a Lion? mixes comedy with real-world warnings. You will learn about lions, private ownership myths, and why the dream of finding my own lion is far better as a book than as a life plan.
If you searched for buy a lion, lion pet, or how to buy a lion, this book gives you the funniest answer possible:
Don't.
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