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How To Become A Better Comedian (Joke Book #16): [Steal These Jokes For Your Next Comedy Set]

How To Become A Better Comedian (Joke Book #16): [Steal These Jokes For Your Next Comedy Set]

Lenartson, Ashley A., III

Paperback

Series: Infamous Joke Book Series, Volume 1, Book 16

Humor

ISBN10: 1796438561
ISBN13: 9781796438567
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Feb 8 2019
Pages: 46
Weight: 0.32
Height: 0.12 Width: 8.00 Depth: 10.00
Language: English
Here's my 16th Joke Book that I've carefully crafted for you, sweet, wonderful YOU: Go Now, read these funny jokes and use them for your routines on and off the computer, at a Comedy Club, etc. etc. I beg of you...My goal is to offend as many people as I can before I pass on to the Other Side: these are just JOKES & SPAGHETTI so don't take anything I say personally as I'm about as offensive as I can get without doing the obvious here and I won't make you think about that...I'll just make you wonder what I was going to say next...Sincerely, Professor PMS: that's right, I even know how to sing...maybe I ought to hire myself out as a STRIPPER & make a lot of money doing THAT...Why do some people make so much noise when having sex? I once caught myself moaning to a Donna Summer song and then promptly stopped: I was jerking off in my Ice Castle in the middle of winter, SEX ADDICTION = Left my dignity behind long ago. Now I live for loads. On All fours. All day. Every day.Welcome to Mental Retardation Land (No Offense Taken): everybody's mentally retarded to some degree or other as there are things that simply should not be attempted by anybody unless that is their DREAM!!!Mavericks' Fuck 'N Suck, how may I help you?Koala Bear = that's the name of my girlfriend. I know, I know. She looks like a Koala Bear and she loves bear back sex.Baby Changing Station: something that I avoid as I don't have any babies1-800-4-A-POTTY1-800-4-BLOWBo GreatBlow Job = anybody like sucking on big things tonight?Kitty Kats = anybody like scarring kitty kats?Oprah Winfrey = HARPO Productions = for a while I thought Oprah was going to turn into a whale. Then she was in the media AGAIN running to lose that weight. You know when you have a lot of money you can afford to eat where you like and what you like and that's what makes you get FATTER.Roseanne Barre = LOUD MOUTHTom Arnold = Reminds me of a pigSylvester the Cat: he's always getting into trouble w/ grandma catching him trying to eat Tweedy BirdTweedy Bird: he's such a big yellow bird with a big yellow head. What's up with that THE Portland Police Department: the reason they have such a tough job to do is because they're having to deal with the same situations over and over and over AGAIN!Jerk Meat = what exactly IS Jerk Meat? Beef Jerky? Something else. Anybody want to reach down into my backpack and give me my beef jerky? How about my pants? I've got excellent jerk meat down there for anybody who loves making me HARD!Go Now, Buy this book TODAY: I implore you to do it and make sure that you keep it by your bedside manners...Sincerely, Professor Snotty Mouth Ltd. 198 Sherwood St 3 Portland, Maine 04103 207-331-4207 CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE VISITING PORTLAND, MAINE NEXT & we can go out on the town and have some FUN FFUN FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

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