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    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
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How To Be A Worldclass Asshole In Six Months Or Less

How To Be A Worldclass Asshole In Six Months Or Less

Cephalus, Lohcifer

Paperback

General Drama

ISBN13: 9798850284046
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Aug 1 2023
Pages: 444
Weight: 1.12
Height: 0.90 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Meet Lohcifer, an author whose life has been marked by relentless bullying. From a child and even well into his 64th year, he endured insults, mistreatment, and a constant feeling of misery.

It started way before one of his uncles took young Lohcifer's hand and farted into it. It didn't abate over the years. He was even bullied on LinkedIn, a purported professional networking site, by a hideous Aussie bitch (Melanie Delmaine Pannack) who misunderstood his comments and whom Lohcifer suspected to be either extremely dull-witted or severely brain-damaged. Lohcifer was also bullied by his cock-sucking neighbor from upstairs. Indeed, Lohcifer seemed destined to be a lifelong victim of relentless bullying.

However, amidst the trials and tribulations, a pivotal moment occurred one evening when he was showering - an epiphany that would change his entire life.

In that moment of revelation, Lohcifer made a resolute declaration to himself: No longer shall I allow others to trample upon me. Empowered by this newfound resolve, he embarked on a remarkable journey of self-transformation.

With meticulous dedication, Lohcifer set his affairs in order, and at the age of 66, he redirected the remainder of his existence towards a noble cause - the advancement of the art and science of assholerism. Armed with battle scars and a profound understanding of the human psyche, he started to wield his experiences as a powerful tool to inspire, educate, and empower others.

Join Lohcifer as he shares his invaluable insights, unveiling the secrets of effective and practical assholerism while nurturing resilience in the face of adversity. Through his unwavering determination and commitment to his newfound purpose, he illuminates a path for victims to rise above their circumstances and forge their own destinies as fearsome assholes.

Be captivated by Lohcifer's extraordinary journey and discover a world where the art and science of assholerism meets the boundless potential of the human spirit.


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