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Heartbreak Warfare
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 1 2026
Pages: 276
Weight: 0.61
Height: 0.58 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Michelle is a The Machine. She has a perfect GPA, a clinical approach to life, and a five-year plan that has no room for error or feelings. After a disastrous prom night in her small Tennessee town where her boyfriend chose a construction site over her future, Michelle heads to college determined to outrun her past with surgical efficiency.
But college turns out to be a laboratory of romantic disasters. As she navigates her way toward a pharmacy doctorate, Michelle encounters a series of Specimens that keep her data-driven heart on its toes:
The Power Couple Trap: A high-society senior who treats her like an upgrade while letting her pay for his steaks and luxury townhouse.
The Specimen Phase: A rotation of rebounds including an angsty drummer who wants to open her chakras and a British rugby player who tries to tackle a DJ booth.
The Constant Variable: Aaron-the messy-haired, grilled-cheese-making best friend who has been sitting two rows back since freshman year. He's the only one who knows her preface, but he's also the only person Michelle is terrified to lose.
When the all-or-nothing stakes of her friendship with Aaron finally reach a boiling point, Michelle must decide if she's willing to abandon her spreadsheet for the one thing she can't control: a real, messy, loud, and incredible love.
In the game of Heartbreak Warfare, Michelle is about to learn that sometimes the only way to win is to finally surrender.
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