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Hard by the door: the antichrist contagion

Hard by the door: the antichrist contagion

Paperback

Gifts & Stationery General

ISBN13: 9798287000417
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 11 2025
Pages: 362
Weight: 0.78
Height: 0.75 Width: 5.06 Depth: 7.81
Language: English
Returning to Connecticut from a vacation in Las Vegas, Heinz Linge finds himself sitting next to Kate Mittelstein. Heinz and Kate have bought the same snack for the hop from New York to Hartford. This leads to a misunderstanding which sees Heinz thinking that Kate is simply helping herself to his snack. Kate discovers her mistake in the luggage claim area when she realizes her snack is lying untouched in her handbag. There is an earnest apology followed by an invitation from Heinz to have a drink together. Feeling ashamed of her poor behavior, albeit unwitting, Kate accepts. Thus begins their romance. They marry and when Kate is expecting their first child Heinz finally tells her about his unbelievable past. He had told her he was Swiss. Now he confesses to being German. And then the greatest revelation: he was known by Hitler having served as his barber for a year. He is wracked with shame for not having killed Hitler when he had the chance. Hitler, he tells his wife, was a contagious monster. Kate tells him that she is half Jewish. Head over heels in love with his wife Heinz tells her jokingly that after learning this he must stop seeing her. Kate, equally besotted, tells him firmly that she will never stop loving him no matter what he hadn't done. And, pleased with themselves, they share a moment of bliss.

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