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  • Open Daily: 10am - 10pm
    Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm

    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
Guest Who'S Sleeping in My Bed?: When People Don'T Want to Stay at a Hotel They Sleep with Me . . .

Guest Who'S Sleeping in My Bed?: When People Don'T Want to Stay at a Hotel They Sleep with Me . . .

Logic, Kitty

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ISBN10: 1543459609
ISBN13: 9781543459609
Publisher: Xlibris Corp
Published: Dec 19 2017
Pages: 130
Weight: 0.77
Height: 0.44 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Will my bed accommodate their love for schnitzel? I discover later that fourteen pancakes are not enough for my German friends. One roll of toilet paper for two people should last two to three days. I am wrong. I left the plastic mouse in their bed by accident. They said nothing, yet they left the mouse in the made bed when they left. I love them. Thank you for hurling your dirty shoes on my bed. You are a class act. I love the guest bedroom; it smells like a middle school locker room. It reminds me of cheerleading . . . in a bad way. I have developed supersonic hearing. When I hear that first toilet flush in the morning, I know its showtime! High heels, slap on that fall, don my apron, apply lip gloss, and serve that breakfast with a smile. What song will I sing? What stories will I tell? Dang! They do not speak English. No worries. My mime experience is always a hit.

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