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God's Customer Service Department: Your Call Is Important to Us. Please Continue Waiting.

God's Customer Service Department: Your Call Is Important to Us. Please Continue Waiting.

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ISBN13: 9798170592906
Publisher: Independently Published
Pages: 310
Weight: 0.83
Height: 0.77 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English

God hasn't taken a customer service call since 1326. The hold time is seven hundred years. And the memo left on the desk reads: DO NOT WAKE ME.

For 117 years, Samuel Bell has worked Window Forty-One in Purgatory's infinite call center, handing out standardized comfort to newly departed souls. He knows every form, every protocol, and the cardinal rule of the desk: never break character, and never admit that the universe is running on autopilot.

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