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Gnome Tales of Living With a Dog
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Aug 31 2025
Pages: 78
Weight: 0.33
Height: 0.16 Width: 7.50 Depth: 9.25
Language: English
From shredded paper towels to dramatic vet visits, this relatable and funny collection of poems captures the chaotic joy of life with a dog-the good, the bad, and the extremely wet at bath times.
Told from both the owner's (who happen to be gnomes) perspective and the dogs themselves (who have a lot to say, thank you very much), these sassy, heartfelt rhymes celebrate the messy, slobbery magic of our furry best friends. Whether your pup is a couch-hogging cuddle monster, a cheese-detecting genius, or a high-anxiety drama queen at the vet, you'll find them in these pages-and probably yourself too.
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