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The Geriatric Diaries: Birdie and Gurtie Take on the Golden Years
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ISBN13: 9798195710996
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 5 2026
Pages: 86
Weight: 0.28
Height: 0.18 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 5 2026
Pages: 86
Weight: 0.28
Height: 0.18 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Meet Birdie & Gurtie - two Southern ladies of a certain age who prove that life doesn't slow down just because your knees do. From drug tests gone wrong to perfume commercials that make no sense, from mall escalators that threaten their lives to slot machines that cheat, these two best friends stumble, sass, and snack their way through one misadventure after another.
Whether they're surviving a 2.3 earthquake that Birdie swears was a 12, arguing with a toaster they think is a fax machine, or accidentally joining a Vegas magic show, one thing is certain: nothing is ever ordinary when Birdie and Gurtie are involved.
Filled with quick-witted banter, outrageous situations, and the kind of friendship that holds steady through chaos, The Geriatric Diaries is a laugh-out-loud collection of stories celebrating aging boldly, loving deeply, and finding joy in the ridiculous.
If you've ever argued with technology, feared the bathroom scale, or demanded firmer butter at a diner, this book is for you. Pull up a chair - Birdie and Gurtie saved you a seat.
Filled with quick-witted banter, outrageous situations, and the kind of friendship that holds steady through chaos, The Geriatric Diaries is a laugh-out-loud collection of stories celebrating aging boldly, loving deeply, and finding joy in the ridiculous.
If you've ever argued with technology, feared the bathroom scale, or demanded firmer butter at a diner, this book is for you. Pull up a chair - Birdie and Gurtie saved you a seat.
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