Miau dich glücklich: Ein Leitfaden zur Weltherrschaft für Katzen
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 20 2025
Pages: 48
Weight: 0.23
Height: 0.12 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: German
Miau dich glücklich - Ein Leitfaden zur Weltherrschaft für Katzen
Du dachtest, du hast deine Katze im Griff? Dann lies dieses Buch besser nicht.
Miau dich glücklich ist der ultimative Trainingsplan - aus Sicht der Katze. Mit königlicher Arroganz, scharfsinnigem Humor und einer Prise Wahrheit zeigt dieses satirische Handbuch, wie Katzen seit Jahrhunderten ihre Menschen manipulieren, erziehen, besetzen und - natürlich - lieben (auf ihre Art).
Erfahre alles über:
Schlafplatz-Beschlagnahmung und strategisches Ignorieren
nächtliche Autoritätsbekundungen um 3 Uhr morgens
Kühlschrank-Konditionierung und Napf-Dramaturgie
Fitnessprogramme mit Hindernislauf über Menschenfü e
prominente Vorbilder wie Grumpy Cat, Garfield und Simon's Cat (natürlich rein fiktiv interviewt)
Ob du selbst eine Katze bist (respekt!) oder einer Katze dienst (herzliches Beileid): Dieses Buch wird dir zeigen, wer hier wirklich das Sagen hat - mit Schnurren, Stil und der absolut vernichtenden Eleganz eines Blicks über die Schulter.
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