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    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
Fuck Them Kids

Fuck Them Kids

Hood, Karen

Paperback

Gifts & Stationery General

ISBN13: 9798390837078
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 25 2023
Pages: 222
Weight: 0.73
Height: 0.51 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Let me start by saying, I know you love your kids and I love mine too. Now that the small talk is out of the way, let the MF conversation begin. Let's talk about these got damn kids. No, not the little ones, whose brains aren't fully developed, so you can understand why they do and say some of the things that they do. Naw baby, this long overdue conversation is about these grown ass kids, who have no excuse whatsoever for doing and saying half of the backwards, disrespectful ass shit that they do. Haven't you noticed that no matter what you do for them, it's never enough? They are never satisfied. I'm just gone come right out and say, what you and no doubt countless other parents of grown ass, ungrateful, condescending, unappreciative, entitled disrespectful kids have been wanting to say, FUCK THEM KIDS!

They're walking around with a chip on their shoulder, mad at you and mad at the world. And for what? Because their life didn't turn out the way they wanted it to. Well news flash, join the damn club. Yes, I expect my book to ruffle some feathers, cause some tidal waves in the MF ocean, get some blood boiling and pop a few veins in some foreheads. Yes it's gone have some grown ass kids all in their feelings and mad, but so GOT DAMN WHAT! They walking round ruffling feathers, causing MF ripples in the ocean by interrupting your quiet tranquil moments with their attitudes and BULLSHIT! Causing your jugular veins to distend and our pressure to rising by stressing us the hell out. It's time we flip the damn script.

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