Manuel d'Excuses Pour Le Basket: 350 excuses hilarantes (foireuses mais sincères) pour jamais admettre qu'on a raté- Humour garanti à s'offrir et offr
Paperback
Series: Les Éditions Du Sport Populaire
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Nov 3 2025
Pages: 108
Weight: 0.25
Height: 0.22 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: French
Un shoot ouvert qui finit en airball ? Une passe envoyée directement en touche ? Un lay-up tout seul refusé par le cercle alors que votre geste était pourtant parfait
Avant de remettre votre adresse en question, examinez les vrais responsables: le ballon, le parquet, l'arbitre, le coach, vos coéquipiers... ou ce mystérieux courant d'air apparu juste au moment du tir.
Ce manuel réunit 350 raisons, plus ou moins valables mais toujours savoureuses, d'expliquer chaque action ratée sans perdre la face dans le vestiaire.
350 EXCUSES POUR SAUVER VOTRE MATCH... OU AU MOINS VOTRE RÉPUTATION
Ballon suspect, panier mal réglé, parquet glissant, arbitrage incompréhensible, consigne douteuse, partenaire mal placé ou mental resté sur le banc: aucune catastrophe ne restera sans explication.
- 350 excuses de basketteurs, absurdes, mordantes ou dangereusement crédibles
- 7 grands chapitres couvrant toutes les catastrophes possibles sur un terrain
- 28 rubriques Le saviez-vous ? pour tester vos connaissances et découvrir des anecdotes sur le basket
- 21 citations 100 % basket, drôles, mémorables ou étonnamment lucides
- Des illustrations pleines d'humour qui prolongent la mauvaise foi jusque dans les temps morts
À ouvrir après un match compliqué, à faire circuler dans le vestiaire ou à partager avec son équipe: chaque page vous rappellera une action vécue... et probablement un coéquipier qui a déjà osé sortir exactement la même excuse.
LE CADEAU COMPLICE POUR TOUS LES FANS DE BASKET
Pour offrir ce livre, inutile de connaître la pointure, le poste ou l'équipe NBA préférée du destinataire. Il suffit qu'il aime le basket et qu'il ait déjà raté un tir - autrement dit, il est parfaitement qualifié.
Joueur ou joueuse de club, amateur de 3x3, meneur bavard, pivot fatigué, sniper uniquement à l'échauffement, coach passionné ou supporter convaincu: chacun finira par se reconnaître.
Anniversaire, Noël, fin de saison, remise de trophée ou Secret Santa: voici un cadeau basket original qui se lit immédiatement, se partage entre coéquipiers et déclenche les discussions dès la première excuse.
Votre adresse restera peut-être imprécise. Votre défense aussi. Mais désormais, votre mauvaise foi jouera toujours à domicile.
Ajoutez ce manuel à votre panier et découvrez 350 façons de prouver que ce tir raté n'était vraiment pas votre faute.
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