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Food4u!: A Dark Comedy Novel
Paperback
Series: The Sutter Family Legacy of Evil, Book 3
HorrorScience FictionGeneral Fiction
Publisher: Dark Wolf Books
Published: Mar 24 2026
Pages: 316
Weight: 0.69
Height: 0.71 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Bleak corporate horror meets cosmic apocalypse: FOOD4U! is a darkly funny Lovecraftian nightmare where minimum-wage workers face the end of reality in the aisles of a big-box discount store.
Joe Sutter just wants to get through his shift. Clock in, push carts, avoid customers, clock out. But when the power dies inside a FOOD4U! big-box store in rural Illinois, Joe and his coworkers discover they're trapped in something far worse than retail hell.
Customers stand frozen in the aisles. A homeless man claiming to be a professor screams that the universe is ending. Black, living hair creeps from the walls. Blue, electric moth-things drop from the ceiling and kill on contact. And somewhere beneath the store, in a basement no one wants to enter, something vast and hungry is trying to be born.
As waves of impossible creatures tear through the store-acid-spitting chicken bugs, parasite-filled rats, and worse-the employees learn the truth: the customers were hypnotized, but the workers weren't. They're too angry, exhausted, and full of resentment for late-stage capitalism itself to control.
The end of the world is coming...It just happens to be on sale in aisle seven.
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