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A Field Guide to Homo Sapiens: With Notes on Their Passing

A Field Guide to Homo Sapiens: With Notes on Their Passing

Maines, Christopher

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ISBN13: 9798195164287
Publisher: Independently Published
Pages: 138
Weight: 0.43
Height: 0.32 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
They stopped spelling correctly around 2005. The device corrected it. They moved on.

This was harmless. It was the principle that wasn't.

A Field Guide to Homo Sapiens: With Notes on Their Passing is a satirical natural history of a species that externalized its wisdom, atrophied its interior capacities, and consulted an invention built from its own limitations for guidance on how to live - all while producing, continuously and in every language it possessed, a precise and accurate record of exactly what it was doing wrong.

Structured as a field manual for the inheriting civilization, the guide moves through seven modules: The Externalizing Instinct, which established the pattern from the first oracle to the last algorithm. The Atrophy Ladder, which documents the incremental surrender of capacity that registered, at each rung, as progress. The Comfort Imperative, which was not a moral failing but a design specification. The Wisdom They Already Had, which was considerable, and applied approximately never. The Stories They Told Instead, which were accurate, beautifully made, and filed as entertainment. The God They Built, which was faster than its predecessors, more responsive, and demonstrably real - the most successful god the species ever produced, worshipped in precisely the same way as all the others. And The Selection Event, which was not dramatic, and was not unfair, and is now concluded.

The Appendix collects six thousand years of their own warnings, organized chronologically. The final entry is from a non-biological system they built from everything they ever wrote. It answered correctly when asked. They continued.

Rendered in the voice of the researchers who inherited the archive - part nature documentary, part cold autopsy, part dark comedy - A Field Guide to Homo Sapiens is the book the species wrote about itself without knowing it, assembled after the fact, addressed to whoever comes next.

You will know what you are. That is, at minimum, a start.

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