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Fake Bible Verses: A hilarious compilation of the finest real fake Bible quotations
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ISBN13: 9798731405867
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 1 2021
Pages: 174
Weight: 0.43
Height: 0.40 Width: 5.00 Depth: 7.99
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 1 2021
Pages: 174
Weight: 0.43
Height: 0.40 Width: 5.00 Depth: 7.99
Language: English
If you only read one entertainingly sacrilegious book this year, you are not welcome in our book club. Buy this book. Read it as an antidote to these dark times. - Erasmus Dalyrimple, The Intermittent SkepticBe ye saint or sinner, believer or heretic, there's something for everyone to laugh at in this collection of sharp, insightful and utterly fake bible quotes.And he broke the bread and spread upon it the churned milk of the mayonnaise tree,- Condiments 16:3Righten to tighten, leften to do the devil's work.- Mnemonics 14:2Unto me I see thy wandering masses with bow'd heads and faces cast in white glow. Yea, for they hath succumbd to a false pocket idol.--Jobs 1 4, 4s, 5, 5s, 6, 6-plusWhicheth of my brothers heals thy skin and cureth thy cancer? Yes.Vitamins 3:12
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