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F#@ked on the River: Poker's Craziest Bad Beats, Brutal Suckouts, and Stories You Have to Read to Believe
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Sep 4 2026
Pages: 112
Weight: 0.32
Height: 0.28 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
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One card can change everything.
You played the hand right. You got your money in good. You're already looking at the pot thinking those chips are coming your way.
Then the dealer turns over the river.
You have got to be F#@KED kidding me.
F#@KED ON THE RIVER is a collection of crazy, painful, hilarious, and unbelievable poker stories about the one card that can turn a great night into a disaster.
Inside you'll find brutal bad beats, ridiculous suckouts, miracle one-outers, terrible calls that somehow get rewarded, tournament heartbreak, premature celebrations, slow rolls, massive pots, and river cards that nobody at the table saw coming.
These aren't boring poker lessons or pages of complicated strategy. These are the stories poker players tell. The hands you remember for years. The beats you still complain about. And the rivers you wish you could put back in the deck.
If you've played poker long enough, you already have a story like these.
And if you haven't?
Keep playing. Your river is coming.
Same players. Same dreams. Different disasters.
Larry McCracken - Poker Life
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