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Everything You Need to Know About Sailing (Except How to Sail): A Brilliantly Useless Collection of Sailor Jokes, Sea Stories, and Questionable Mariti

Everything You Need to Know About Sailing (Except How to Sail): A Brilliantly Useless Collection of Sailor Jokes, Sea Stories, and Questionable Mariti

Motton, Louis S.

Paperback

AthletesGeneral ReferenceBoating

ISBN13: 9798255198962
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 6 2026
Pages: 30
Weight: 0.09
Height: 0.06 Width: 5.06 Depth: 7.81
Language: English

You don't need to know how to sail to enjoy this book.
In fact... it might even help if you don't.

This is not a guide.
This is not a manual.
And it will definitely not make you a better sailor.

What you'll find instead is something far more valuable:

  • Dry, razor-sharp sailor humour
  • Absurd maritime observations that feel suspiciously true
  • Questionable advice you will probably remember at the worst possible moment
  • The kind of jokes only make sense after things have gone slightly wrong

Written in the spirit of long passages, questionable decisions, and calm voices in mildly catastrophic situations, this book captures what sailing really is:

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