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Everything Has Teeth
Paperback
ISBN13: 9781986484664
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Mar 12 2018
Pages: 378
Weight: 1.22
Height: 0.84 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
A city where people are turning gleefully insane. Inescapable blood-sucking bugs. A serial killer who may have discovered proof of alien life. A kinky proposal to even out an instance of infidelity. A man whose fingernails are growing at an out of control rate. Twisted new spins on the legends of John Henry and Humpty Dumpty. The all-time worst bathtub in which to bathe a child. The inconvenience of finding a dead Bigfoot in your yard.
These are only a few of the stories in Jeff Strand's deranged new collection, which includes the brand-new novelette The Tipping Point, along with several other macabre tales written just for these bloody pages...
Table of contents:
The Tipping Point
Nails
Stumps
John Henry, The Steel Drivin' Man
Fair Trade
Chiggers
Cry
The Fierce Stabbing and Subsequent Post-Death Vengeance of Scooter Brown
It's Bath Time!
Alien Face
Apocalypse of the Yard Gnome
Dead Bigfoot on the Lawn
Gross-Out: The Return
Deformed Son
The Origin of Slashy
Secret Message (Decoded)
The Sentient Cherry Cola That Tried to Destroy the World
The Eggman Falleth
The Story of My First Kiss
Dad (A True Story)
Bad Bratwurst
The Car
The Loneliest Jackalope
Inside the Boxes
A Bit of Christmas Mayhem
Scrumptious Bone Bread
A Flawed Fantasy
Tin Cans
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