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The Elementary School Epic Novel: A Hilarious Epic Saga For Smart Kids Ages 8-12
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Sep 28 2022
Pages: 130
Weight: 0.38
Height: 0.31 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
✔ Hilarious ✔ Exciting ✔ Rewarding
★ This mischievous book could be your kid's cherished childhood memory.
✔ 5 Irresistible Things For Kids:
- Makes you LOL
- Thrills you
- Rewards you
- Gives a Bonus Terrrriblessst Jokes Book
- Solving the quest - PROVES you are smart
★ The Latest & Hottest Kid Superhero Adventure ✔ for kids ages 8 and above
★ Why Gift This Book?
① Inculcate a reading habit - Easy language, Big font, Great illustrations, Curiosity factor
★ Gosh! Couldn't get him to put the book down., said a parent.
② Exciting Laugh Riot
★ She was giggling so much that I got curious and felt like reading it too.
③ Discovery - Kids discover unfolding suspense and excitement - all by themselves.
★ lotsa gadgets and crazy scientific inventions in there!
- ✔ Included 1 - 4-step tricky quest - Illumi-Naughty- solve & get 2 cool downloadable posters to print (for everyone who solves it!)
- ✔ Included 2 - A bonus Terrrriblessst Jokes book.
The story: ♥ Harry and Blackberry belong to the same class, are arch enemies and they both hate the evil vice-principal Mr. Zibang. When Harry's favourite teacher Ms. Mini exclaimed, Verrrrrry Naughty! at what Blackberry did, a hilarious competition of mischief begins between them. Then come the twists when super villains enter the school. Just then, someone unexpectedly turns into a superhero! Total madness! And his super power? It's totally funny. Anyway, the rest is a roller-coaster ride of action and suspense.
About the suppa-hot Superheroes:
★ Kooky Spring Booty - A human-spring in action, whose spring-action lies in his extra-large bottom.
★ Loopy Undie-Man - He is tall, slender, handsome and has super loose pants that he has to hold up with his hands. The real action begins when he lets go of his pants to show-off the most elegant shining white underpants with red dots and love symbols over them. And his superpower? Well, that's a suspense... hee hee...
What 5 early readers said:
1. Truly engaging for the kids... 2. A page turner. 3. Illumi-Naughty was not too easy, really. 4. My kid got exited at the prospect of getting rewarded... 5. Go ahead and gift it, my guess, The Epic Novel will catch up big time with the kids.
✔ Parents / teachers / librarians - please note: If you loved crazy stuff like Captain Underpants and Dog Man, you'll love this naughty kids adventure story book gift idea, that offers a chance to be clever & win a realtime reward too. Plus a free bonus jokes book.
- ✔ Right for voracious & reluctant readers as well.
- ✔ Written by♥ Best Selling Children's Book Author, Bam Tulookey.
- ✔ A good find for intermediate reading books, early readers' books, children's chapter books, books about aliens, superheroes, action, adventure, fantasy or magic books, or funny, hilarious books for kids, kids' science fiction for boys or girls, or gift ideas for kids ages 6-8, 8-10 or preteens.
- ✔ Gifting this book may result in a truck load of kisses in return ♥
PS: ★ A few fun words you won't find elsewhere:
Messology, Mischiefography, Boom-Bash-Stare, Naughtymatics, Sudden-Glare-Rear, Semi-wrong, Doodlistoligraphy, Surra Dooga Doo Doo Doo, Argentinosauruses and more.
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