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The Electric Tail Wiper: And Other Stories of Meticulous Manners
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 7 2026
Pages: 26
Weight: 0.10
Height: 0.07 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Meet Seamus The Electric Tail Wiper O'Malley - a Chicago Outfit enforcer who treats murder as an extension of good manners. In Volume I, Seamus dispatches a foul-mouthed associate and a slovenly rival hitman, one etiquette violation at a time. In Volume II, he's dispatched to a silent monastery to relocate a loud-chewing mob turncoat hiding in witness protection - smuggling him out in a laundry hamper without disturbing the monks' vow of silence. Equal parts crime caper and comedy of manners, this is Goodfellas as written by Emily Post.
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