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Das Hayden Luca
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 31 2026
Pages: 154
Weight: 0.82
Height: 0.33 Width: 8.50 Depth: 11.00
Language: English
In a world full of disrespect bastards, one restaurant, Das Hayden Luca, serves high etiquette food and malicious ass whippings. The owner, Vlad Cock Kicker Tapper, is the leading man with a legion of hard hitting bastards.
You would assume it's some hood spot with fentanyl fiends posing like demons and whores in pencil skirts accompanied by ramshackle knock off heels, but it's the opposite. The restaurant is filled with uppity combatants posing as hungry patrons. You know, finger food on a saucer, drizzled Appalachian nut paste and they pretend like it's a meal.
Restaurant politics could turn into a spiral of confusion when a less than reputable businessman, Bowers Blunt, gives Tapper a deal he would be an idiot to pass up.
The DHL staff is good at putting on a show for anyone who wants to be entertained. When it comes down to finessing your money and health away, you have to come to the restaurant. You may lose teeth, but you may see someone else losing their's.
Why would disrespectful future customers book a two-month reservation to get whipped? Could it be because they're gluttons for punishment? Why are the workers so odd? Will the cycle of madness end?
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