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Dad Is Not a Tissue!
Hardcover
Juvenile Graphic NovelsConcepts
Publisher: Blue Chestnut Press
Published: Feb 24 2026
Pages: 28
Weight: 0.67
Height: 0.25 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Dad is not a tissue!
He swings you high and makes you grin-
but boogers don't belong on him!
Inspired by a true family moment, this hilarious rhyming picture book for toddlers, preschoolers, and kindergarten kids (ages 2-6) follows a curious child who tests every possible tissue-from Dad and the dog, to the wall, the couch, and even the fishbowl-before discovering the right place to wipe a nose.
With playful repetition and laugh-out-loud gross humor, Dad Is Not a Tissue! turns everyday booger battles into a fun read-aloud about hygiene, boundaries, and growing independence.
Perfect for:
- Kids who love silly and slightly gross humor
- Parents teaching manners and personal space
- Classroom read-alouds in preschool and kindergarten
- Father's Day gifts
- Families who know the struggle of sleeve-wiping
- A boredom-buster read when kids are home sick with colds
From nose-goo drips to booger puddles, this charming family picture book captures the messy, loving reality of early childhood-where learning happens one funny moment at a time.
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