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Don't Poop on My Car
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Mar 22 2026
Pages: 48
Weight: 0.39
Height: 0.12 Width: 8.50 Depth: 11.00
Language: English
Meet Petros.
Man vs. Bird.
Car vs. Poop.
Who will be the winner? Late one night, my daughter couldn't and wouldn't go to sleep. After reading 10 books, she asked me to make up a story for her. I said, sure. What should the story be about? She said, a bird! A bird? Okay, now what is the bird doing? She said pooping (mind you, she was 3 at the time). Pooping? Huh, okay. And that's how the story came about.
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