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Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me It's Raining
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Biographies GeneralGeneral LawSelf-Help
ISBN13: 9780060927943
Publisher: Harper Perennial
Published: Jan 10 1997
Pages: 256
Weight: 0.43
Height: 0.61 Width: 5.29 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
n we get some reality in here?ߡsks Judy Sheindlin, former supervising judge for Manhattan Family Court. For twenty-four years she has laid down the law as she understands it:
● If you want to eat, you have to work.
● If you have children, you'd better support them.
- If you break the law, you have to pay.
- If you tap the public purse, you'd better be accountable.
Now she abandons all judicial restraint in a scathing critique of the system - filled with realistic hard-nosed alternatives to our bloated welfare bureaucracy and our soft-on-crime laws.
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