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Don't Kill the Raccoons
Hardcover
Biographies GeneralHumorGeneral Parenting
Publisher: Kinetic Digital Publishers
Published: Jul 11 2025
Pages: 312
Weight: 1.62
Height: 1.00 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
One hundred outrageous, laugh-out-loud stories-so unbelievable, they just might be true.
In Don't Kill the Raccoons - And 99 Other Stories I Wish Were Made Up, Jerry Kraus takes readers on a wildly entertaining ride through the real-life chaos of his childhood, adulthood, and everything in between. Set against the backdrop of small-town America, this collection blends humor, nostalgia, and heart in a way only Kraus can.
Whether he's narrowly avoiding disaster, reflecting on awkward family moments, or recounting bizarre run-ins with animals, Jerry's storytelling shines with wit, warmth, and just the right amount of weird. Perfect for fans of David Sedaris, Bill Bryson, or anyone who loves short, punchy stories that bring laughter and a few Did that really happen? moments.
From growing up in the 60s and 70s to surviving adulthood with grace (sort of), these tales prove that truth is often stranger-and funnier-than fiction.
Why You'll Love It:- A perfect pick-up-and-read book with 100 standalone stories
- Full of nostalgia, clever observations, and Midwestern charm
- A unique blend of memoir, humor, and cultural commentary
Ready to laugh, cringe, and nod in recognition? Grab your copy today and dive into a memoir unlike any other.
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