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The Donald Trump Gospel: Make Judea Great Again

The Donald Trump Gospel: Make Judea Great Again

Bachmann, Johann

Paperback

Series: Trump World, Book 5

General Fiction

ISBN13: 9798316792078
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 4 2025
Pages: 294
Weight: 0.87
Height: 0.66 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
What if the Messiah was more interested in market shares than miracles? What if the Son of God came with a PR team and a real estate empire? Welcome to Make Judea Great Again: The Donald Trump Gospel, where ancient history meets modern capitalism in the most outrageous way possible. In this razor-sharp satire, Johann Bachmann reinvents biblical times through the eyes of Donald Trump-a divine disruptor, tax evader, and self-proclaimed savior of Judea. Raised under the business-savvy guidance of his mother, Deborah Trump, Donald sets out to revolutionize the Holy Land-not with miracles, but with branding, profit margins, and a strategic partnership with King Herod's tax department. Witness as Trump turns the Temple into a shopping mall, launches the world's first pay-per-view Last Supper, and introduces premium-tier miracles (because divine intervention should be a business, not a charity). Alongside his team of eccentric disciples-including Barabbas the Influencer, Rabbi Ezekiel the Conspiracy Theorist, and Lucius the Tax Genius-Trump's journey from Bethlehem to the boardroom is nothing short of legendary. A must-read for lovers of political satire, religious humor, and anyone who enjoys watching the powerful get skewered, Make Judea Great Again is an unholy fusion of The Bible, The Wolf of Wall Street, and The Onion. Whether you're laughing, cringing, or both, one thing is certain-this messiah is all business. Get ready for the greatest, most luxurious Second Coming-because this time, it's all about the branding.

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