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Disgusting Tudors: The Everyday Nastiness of Tudor Life
Paperback
Medieval & Renaissance HistoryGeneral World HistoryBritish History
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 28 2025
Pages: 148
Weight: 0.35
Height: 0.32 Width: 5.25 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Disgusting Tudors is history with the gloves off - and you'll be glad they're off, because nothing in Tudor England was clean. Alex Turner drags you, delighted and horrified, through a world where basic hygiene was optional, medicine involved more bloodletting than sense, and the average home was one misplaced chamber pot away from catastrophe.
Step inside a society where marriage was a transaction of flesh and faith, the church doubled as a sanctuary of stench, and justice was dispensed in jails so foul they made the plague seem polite. Meet the vermin laws that criminalised half the animal kingdom, the ferrets and weasels drafted into the Tudor war on pests, and the armies and navies that marched and sailed as floating ecosystems of filth.
Turner spares nothing: the food that made stomachs churn, the sex and entertainment that kept the alehouses roaring, the children raised in chaos, the witches hunted, the dead mishandled, and the grave robbers who supplied the grisly science of the age. Even fashion comes crawling with fleas, fur, and parasitic accessories no courtier could avoid.
From the muddy roads to the reeking rivers, from the battlefield to the bedroom, Disgusting Tudors is a riotous, unvarnished tour of a civilisation that shaped the modern world while smelling unmistakably of the old one. It's vivid, visceral, and wickedly entertaining - perfect for readers who like their history raw, rude, and gloriously real.
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