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Dear Diary: I Have 99 Problems and All of Them Are Numbers
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Series: Dear Diary Style Files, Book 2
Grammar & StyleWriting Instruction
ISBN13: 9781777295172
Publisher: Saoirse Temple
Published: Aug 9 2025
Pages: 64
Weight: 0.19
Height: 0.15 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Dear Diary: I Have 99 Problems and They're All Numbers
From the author who turned punctuation into a punchline comes the ultimate survival guide for writers battling the tyranny of numbers.
Whether it's deciding between three and 3, taming rogue percentages, surviving the date-format wars, or figuring out what to do with 1980s and its wandering apostrophe, this diary takes you inside one writer's hilariously fraught relationship with the numerical side of writing.
Packed with bite-sized rules, laugh-out-loud confessions, and formatting wisdom salvaged from the wreckage, each entry proves you can tackle grammar and style without losing your voice (or your mind).
If you've ever spent twenty minutes debating a hyphen in thirty-year-old, or spiraled over whether to spell out seven in a title, you're in the right place.
Part style guide, part comedy, and part emotional support for anyone who's cried over an Excel spreadsheet-this book will make you laugh, nod in recognition, and maybe even finally learn where to put that percent sign.
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