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David Letterman's Book of Top Ten Lists: And Zesty Lo-Cal Chicken Recipes

David Letterman's Book of Top Ten Lists: And Zesty Lo-Cal Chicken Recipes

Letterman, David
David Letterman Writers

Paperback

HumorLiterary CriticismTelevision

ISBN10: 0553763571
ISBN13: 9780553763577
Publisher: Bantam
Published: Oct 1 1995
Pages: 176
Weight: 0.62
Height: 0.43 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
David Letterman's Book of Top Ten Lists and Zesty Lo-Cal Chicken Recipes

by David Letterman and the Late Show with David Letterman Writers

It's like watching TV -- with the added danger of paper cuts!

Top Ten Apologies to People Buying This Book:

10. Cheap glue will only hold the thing together for about six days.

9. Some kids sneaked into the printing plant and added the word ass to a lot of the lists.

8. It costs about a dime to print one of these babies -- now take a look at the retail price, sucker!

7. We're using the money we make to buy little Dutch girl outfits for Dave's poodles.

6. The book was hastily assembled overseas by jabbering foreigners who don't give a damn about you or your family.

5. A drunk maintenance guy fell into the press and parts of him appear on pages 68-87.

4. Felt safe making jokes about the Amish on TV; forgot some of them might actually see the book.

3. Dave insisted on writing some of these and we had to play along.

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