The D - List

A cosmic reality show where the stakes are life and death, and the worst thing you can be is boring.

Meet Keith, The Procrastinator, a villain with a talent for petty inconvenience. His arch-nemesis is Brad, Whizbang, a hero whose power is 99% catastrophic accident. They were happily failing at the bottom of the super-powered food chain.

Then the sky tore open.

A smarmy, ratings-observed entity known as The Director has turned Earth into a gladiatorial game show: the Super-Spectacle. Registered as an official Hero and Villain, Keith and Brad are forced to compete. The rules are simple: entertain a bloodthirsty galactic audience or be recycled into bio-mass.

Armed with a confetti cannon and a malfunctioning toolbelt, their new mission is to survive compulsory conflicts with killer clowns, a sentient megachurch, and corporate lawyers-all while climbing the ranks due to a series of brilliantly misinterpreted failures. But as they blunder towards the season finale, they realize the only way to beat a system that feeds on drama is to kill the ratings for good.

Their plan? To put on the most boring, un-televisable, utterly ridiculous show in galactic history. If they fail, they die. If they succeed, they get everyone cancelled.

Dive into this hilarious LitRPG adventure where the underdogs aren't trying to win the game-they're trying to break it.