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The Cringle Academy: Paranormal Why Choose Romance

The Cringle Academy: Paranormal Why Choose Romance

Paperback

Erotica

ISBN13: 9798587041356
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 27 2020
Pages: 364
Weight: 0.87
Height: 0.81 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Ho! Ho! No!!
Step One: Infiltrate Cringle Academy (which is filled with the snobbiest witches and wizards in existence, ugh)
Step Two: Kidnap Santa
Step Three: Win back my stolen crown
Step Four: Take back Christmas

I'm the last Christmas elf and I'm freaking tired of that jolly, twinkle-eyed joke acting like he invented my holiday! I'm tired of witches and wizards turning Christmas into a corporation. And I'm absolutely over the whole elegant Christmas vibe these weirdos created. I mean pastels?! When did Christmas involve PASTELS!

I'm competing in this school's famous Christmas Cringle Competition. A week of everything Christmas--baking, snowball fights, gingerbread houses. Oh, I've so got this.

There are a few things threatening to ruin my plans though:

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