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Crayon Crunching Pains in the Ass
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Series: Chisolm's Black Sheep, Book 2
Mystery & ThrillerScience FictionGeneral Fiction
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Publisher: Wargate Nova
Pages: 228
Language: English
The bad kids are back--and this time they're stomping some serious alien ass.
Chisholm's Black Sheep, the Marine Corps' most notorious squad of former convicts, still have a reputation for barroom brawls, creative insubordination, and requisitioning gear from Navy SEALs. Reformed? Not even close. When the alien invasion forces the Corps to deploy these reprobates to Florida, the Black Sheep discover that street smarts and criminal ingenuity won't be enough.
The enemy has unleashed its ultimate weapon: the colossal Cthugas--nearly unstoppable kaiju-scale monstrosities that shrug off conventional firepower and turn battlefields into slaughterhouses. To stand a chance, the Black Sheep are paired with two equally questionable allies: an unhinged Florida redneck militia who call themselves the Apopka Killing Machine, and private military contractors known as the Nightstalker Legion.
Victory will demand more than reputation. It will take crayon-crunching courage, a talent for fighting dirty, and the reckless bravery of people desperate to survive. The Black Sheep are just the ones to pull it off.
In this second installment of Chisolm's Black Sheep--the rollicking entry-level series into Blaine L. Pardoe's bestselling LAND&SEA universe of oceanic alien invasion and near-future military science fiction--the ultimate underdogs face the ultimate weapons. Because when the universe's biggest pains in the ass show up... you send in your own.
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