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Caned: A Christmas Sentient Object Surprise
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ISBN13: 9798279211791
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 20 2025
Pages: 92
Weight: 0.22
Height: 0.22 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 20 2025
Pages: 92
Weight: 0.22
Height: 0.22 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
It's Christmas day, and Scarlet's coworkers at Santa's Grotto have run off and left her to clean up.
With all the mess made from excited kids unwrapping presents and adults enjoying free eggnog, there's so much to do. So, she's probably imagining it when the candy canes start talking to her.
But, as she goes deeper into the grotto, their voices get louder, until she's suddenly strung up by tinsel and Daddy and Mommy Cane, as well as a whole hoard of sentient candy canes that start using her. Caned is a Christmas Sentient Object Surprise featuring a human Christmas elf and candy canes who love to share.
With all the mess made from excited kids unwrapping presents and adults enjoying free eggnog, there's so much to do. So, she's probably imagining it when the candy canes start talking to her.
But, as she goes deeper into the grotto, their voices get louder, until she's suddenly strung up by tinsel and Daddy and Mommy Cane, as well as a whole hoard of sentient candy canes that start using her. Caned is a Christmas Sentient Object Surprise featuring a human Christmas elf and candy canes who love to share.
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