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Burger Wars
Paperback
HumorScience FictionGeneral Fiction
Publisher Price: $14.99
ISBN13: 9781036979249
Publisher: I.R. Onic Publishers
Published: Oct 6 2026
Pages: 218
Weight: 0.57
Height: 0.46 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
FLAME-GRILLED JUSTICE. DEEP-FRIED DEATH.
Twenty years ago, fast-food behemoths Ron's Burgers and General's Chicken
decided that assassinating health-conscious TV chefs was just good business
strategy. Fast forward through two decades of corporate escalation, and the high
street has turned into an open war zone. Recruits don tactical body armour, trade
mortar fire for menu supremacy, and proudly lay down their lives for free extra-value
meals for life.
Enter Marcus.
He isn't a hero. He isn't a veteran strategist. He's just a four-star shift worker who
went into the walk-in freezer during a shift in the early 2000s and got accidentally
preserved at minus eighteen degrees.
Thawed out into a smog-choked wasteland where drones scan retinas for unlogged
assets, the grease is pressurized, and the propaganda is turned up to eleven,
Marcus just wants to find out what happened to the girl he loved. Instead, he's
slapped with a spatulated rifle, diagnosed with Fryer Fog and drafted straight to
the frontlines of Camp Burger.
In a world where the choice is simple, grill or be grilled, Marcus is about to learn
that the menu isn't the only thing getting cooked.
A pitch-black, grease-slicked satire of corporate madness, where customer
service is forced, the jingles are military marches, and the fries are strictly to
die for.
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