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Briefly: Haikus for the Jaded Lawyer
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 6 2025
Pages: 158
Weight: 0.48
Height: 0.37 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
They say the law is a jealous mistress. They forgot to mention she's also a micromanager.
Briefly: Haikus for the Jaded Lawyer is a brutally honest, painfully funny collection of haikus for attorneys who've had it. From law school delusions to firm politics, courtroom chaos, and inbox anxiety, these 5-7-5 snapshots of legal life cut straight to the point. Just like your last email that started with Per my last email...
Written by a practicing lawyer who's lived it, billed it, and billed it again. Chapter topics include:
- Law School Lies
- The Bar (Exam, Not the Fun Kind)
- Billable Hour Purgatory
- Client Nonsense
- Litigation Nightmares
- In-House Irony
- Emails from Hell
- Parenting with a JD
- Exit Strategies
This is not inspirational poetry. It's relief. In 17 syllables or less.
Perfect gift for lawyers, law students, paralegals, coworkers, and anyone contemplating a career in law.
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