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Boys Are Boring: You Keep Setting Traps and You Will Never Catch Me!
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Publisher: Kadimah Press
Published: Jul 21 2026
Pages: 54
Weight: 0.43
Height: 0.14 Width: 11.00 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
BOYS ARE BORING: You Keep Setting Traps and You Will Never Catch Me by Sharon Esther Lampert
A hilarious, empowering, and visually stunning children's book about a girl who refuses to dim, shrink, slow down, or be trapped - not by boys, not by expectations, and not by centuries of gender rules.
In this beautifully illustrated, fast-paced adventure, a brilliant, bold, unstoppable girl declares her independence one chapter at a time. She won't dim her light. She won't be a sidekick. She won't pass the ball, do your homework, or trade her microscope for anyone's blurry lens. She chooses herself, her books, her music, her imagination, and her future.
With every page, she steps more fully into her power - until she reaches the triumphant final declaration:
Centuries of gender apartheid are over. I am free. I am whole. I am me.
This book is packed with:
- Fierce, funny, unforgettable I will not... declarations
- Empowering rhymes that build confidence and courage
- Stunning illustrations of planets, creativity, science, art, music, and imagination
- A powerful poem, The Minus Zero Woman, that deepens the book's emotional impact
- A global message of liberation, self-worth, and girl-genius brilliance
Perfect for girls who love adventure, independence, humor, and books that make them feel strong. Perfect for parents and teachers who want to raise confident, curious, unstoppable kids. Perfect for anyone who believes in the power of girls - and the power of books.
BOYS ARE BORING is more than a story. It's a movement. A celebration. A declaration. A brand-new dawn.
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